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Man, I miss Harrison, James, and Glenn. Though Blair White reminds me a bit of Stokely.
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Tom Brady is happy |
- Tired of seeing that Jets fan in that stupid, stupid hat. Was it just me or did anyone else notice how much love the camera guys gave him?
- Tired of seeing Rex Ryan's double chin flapping about in the windless dome. He gives new meaning to the phrase, "Shut your trap."
- Tired of seeing Mark Sanchez' black under-eye liner. Who does he think he is? Tom Brady's backup shadow?
- Tired of the Colts' D. You guys really know how to a lose a game. Give up in the start of the second half and you pretty much give up the game. A one touchdown lead just doesn't cut it. Seriously, what goes on in Coyer's mind in the third quarter?
- Tired of waiting for special teams (Vinny very much excluded) to actually be a special team. Thank you, Taj Smith, for making crucial plays throughout the season, but you made a huge mistake by running into the kicker. You gave the Jets a breath of life and forced the Colts to gasp for air when they were already low on oxygen.
- Tired of waiting for players to just play. Please, let the injury epidemic be over. SARS, as scary as it was, ended just as suddenly as it began and that's the way it should be for the Colts. Next season, our guys will be healthy and strong and they will play good football and dominate. This season, hearing player after player go on IR week after week was like getting punched repeatedly on 9-stitch cut.
- Tired of the poor roster management. Either put them on IR or don't put them on IR. Playing the waiting game did not work in the Colts' favor. They waited way too long to put Bob Sanders and Kelvin Hayden on IR. They were also way too fast to add Anthony Gonzalez to the list. We could have really used him on the WR depth chart. The injuries were frustrating, but so was the misguided hope that the players would get healthy in time to contribute.
- Tired of people blaming Manning for this and that. Just get over yourself. People are always stuck in binocular vision instead of taking the view from a telescope. And yea, Manning is way better than Brady. Miles and miles and miles better. He is the Sun while Brady is like Saturn: pretty to look at, but with lots of rings to help him look good. Pun intended. Zing!
- Dallas Clark and Austin Collie have left Hagrid-sized shoes for other Colts to fill. Are Jacob Tamme and Blair White going to be up for the job? - Better not tell you now.
- Like I said in the wild card playoffs highlights post, Tamme and White did not step up enough. White was slow in getting open and Tamme was not on his game. I guess "better not tell you now" was somewhat indicative that they weren't going to have huge nights.
- Are we going to see another reincarnation of Pierre Garcon as a drop-a-saurus? - Reply hazy, try again. Tried again and it said, Cannot predict now. Doh.
- Garcon was on fire last night. Did anyone notice how after he caught that one pass, he held it up shoulder height on the sidelines and then dropped it? Yup, he was having none of that in a playoff game.
- Is Reggie Wayne going to take a vacation on Revis Island? - Very doubtful.
- Very doubtful? Wayne was stranded. In some of the replays, he looked like he got open on the outside a few times, but timing wise, it might have been too late for Manning to make the throw. He got owned.
- Will the Colts' special teams have a spectacularly, as in spectacularly good, special night? - YES.
- More like big, resounding NO. Or yes, as in spectacularly bad. I can't even think about this right now.
- Will Mark Sanchez help the Colts beat the Jets? - It is decidedly so.
- Okay, this one I can give some leeway. Sanchez was doing just that in the first half, but then Rex Ryan took the ball away from him in the second and started running the ball.
- Will Peyton Manning carve up the Jets' defense like last year's Thanksgiving turkey? - My reply is no.
- I'm not sure if I can say Manning carved up the Jets last night. If his receivers made a few more of his catches, then maybe? But I know Rex Ryan didn't beat Manning last night. He beat Caldwell, the Colts defense, and especially the Colts special teams. The way I see it, Manning still has his number.
- Is Rex Ryan going to put his wife's foot in his mouth? - It is decidedly so.
- Damn it, I really wanted this one to be true.
- Will the Colts win against the Jets this Saturday? - Most likely.
- I guess you can say this one was true. The Colts most likely would have won, but they just didn't.
"I do know a fact there was one guy over here watching film already last night after the game was over with getting ready for the next opponent.”How much do you want to bet that that "one guy" was Number 18?
"I know Brady thinks he does [study like Manning]," Ryan said. "I think there's a little more help from (Bill) Belichick with Brady than there is with Peyton Manning."Zing!
Okay, so not a definitive Colts' blowout win prediction like I wanted, but I'll take it because it seems to side more with our men in blue. I really hope it's wrong about Garcon dropping passes though. And regarding the blip about Manning and the Jets' defense, I will take that to mean that he will carve up the Jets' defense, but just not as much as he did last year.
- Dallas Clark and Austin Collie have left Hagrid-sized shoes for other Colts to fill. Are Jacob Tamme and Blair White going to be up for the job? - Better not tell you now.
- Are we going to see another reincarnation of Pierre Garcon as a drop-a-saurus? - Reply hazy, try again. Tried again and it said, Cannot predict now. Doh.
- Is Reggie Wayne going to take a vacation on Revis Island? - Very doubtful.
- Will the Colts' special teams have a spectacularly, as in spectacularly good, special night? - YES.
- Will Mark Sanchez help the Colts beat the Jets? - It is decidedly so.
- Will Peyton Manning carve up the Jets' defense like last year's Thanksgiving turkey? - My reply is no.
- Is Rex Ryan going to put his wife's foot in his mouth? - It is decidedly so.
- Will the Colts win against the Jets this Saturday? - Most likely.
I like all of those answers except for number 6.
- Will Jeff Fisher shave his mustache? - Cannot predict now.
- Are the Titans going to run 2 fake punts and 1 onside kick? - Better not tell you now.
- Is Dominic Rhodes still possessed? - Yes - definitely.
- Are any other Colts' running backs possessed? - As I see it, yes.
- Will Clint Session play on defense? - Ask me again later.
- Will the Colts stop Chris Johnson? - Outlook not so good.
- Will the Jaguars lose? - Outlook good.
- Will the Colts win against the Titans this upcoming Sunday? - Without a doubt.